czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

flimsy-love:

keepcalmandfuckoffwolk:

How Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight

best

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

urbran:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

HOLY SH IT WHY AM I LAUHED SO HARD AT THIS!

barelyfamous:

silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

Her phone case

niniboo:

lmaooo

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

amandabnana:

me on my way out of finals

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

ahmpora:

wheresmyhalmet:

warpedlamp:

fonixe:

warpedlamp:

fonixe:

sex

why did this get 25 notes

where did the ghost thing come from