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highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

fffcuk2:

this sign is hanging up in my moms office

fffcuk2:

this sign is hanging up in my moms office

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

efapping:

i dont remember this episode of spongebob :l

efapping:

i dont remember this episode of spongebob :l

durnesque:

Yeah, that seems right…

durnesque:

Yeah, that seems right…

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable

solarsenpai:

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

LMAO PERFECT


windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

sweetestthingiwrote:

betawards:

WEEZY TO THE RESCUE! 

Ran like she was a blunt 

sweetestthingiwrote:

betawards:

WEEZY TO THE RESCUE! 

Ran like she was a blunt 

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for anyone who came here to see a name its thomas
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